Am I the only woman who names her car?!  I’ve done it for years, and it gets lots of unintended laughs, mostly from guys.  You can only imagine what they say about “ Sweet Boy”.  But I like it well enough to share with my alter ego, PJ Santini.  After all, women have to stick together… 

“Hi Sweet Boy, I crooned to the car, inhaling deeply of downtown #Buffalo’s rich exhaust. Look what we have!”

(Guess what it is!)

-PJ SANTINI, #HellOnHeels, the new first book of the #PJSantiniSeries

Two hairy guys! My bear was fascinated last night, watching the #SanJoseSharks take on the #StLouisBlues in game 3 of the NHL western conference #StanleyCupPlayoffs2019, because the Sharks’ #JoeThornton has as much hair as Hockey Bear has!

Humor, baby, humor

Humor is one of the most important things in a good relationship!  You can fight like cats and dogs, but be sure you wind  up laughing.  My husband even steals the Mel Brooks punchline, below.  It may be completely off our subject,  but it works every time.

Case in point: famous story about comedic genius Mel Brooks and his actress wife Anne Bancroft. Brooks, Jewish. Bancroft, Italian.  On television talk shows, he laughed and called her an Italian fruitcake. “ You don't mess with those!”

The famous story goes that they were having a heated argument. So heated, that she gave him a  shove. He shoved her back.

At that, she drew herself to her full height,  threw her head back,  and with even voice  declared , “How dare you! My body is my instrument!”

 To which he replied, “Oh yeah?  Let’s hear Begin the Beguine!”

Lightning bolt. “ Oh no no no! Did you wear a condom? Did you? “
“Oops,” he grinned, “it sort of took us both by surprise, didn’t it. It’ll be OK Janice, really. God  smiles down on women who fuck before 8:30 Eastern.”

HELL ON HEELS 👠
PJ TRIVIA FACT: PJ Santini goes by Janice  because her real name is pure Italian linguistic pandemonium.