Lightning bolt. “ Oh no no no! Did you wear a condom? Did you?
“Oops,” he grinned, “it sort of took us both by surprise, didn’t it. It’ll be OK Janice, really. God  smiles down on women who fuck before 8:30 Eastern.”

HELL ON HEELS 👠
PJ TRIVIA FACT: PJ Santini goes by Janice  because her real name is pure Italian linguistic pandemonium.